I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood

Look at the first letter of every word

I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood= I like you

by Notyouidk January 03, 2021

I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback

Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”

by Dowstreet March 13, 2020

I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Quote from the movie Scarface.

It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

by Bona27 February 27, 2010

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

-TF2 soldier

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

R.I.P Rick May (1940-2020)

by YourAvgGuy September 14, 2023

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 11, 2009

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020