Ethan

The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister

What an Ethan he’s so dumb

by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a man with a very small penis.

God ethan has a tiny dick

by Ha ha u just got pranked January 19, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a type of guy who seems quiet and possibly the jerk/douche type but once you grow a friendship with him he begins to reveal his true colors. He has a great sense of humor, typically the athletic type and just someone you would want to be around. Ethan just has the calming type of personality that just makes you feel happy to be alive you know? Once you begin to fall for him it becomes difficult to fall out of those emotions because the more you look at him you can pick out more things you like about him. Even if some may say he is not that attractive his personality with increase that attraction towards him and hell you are lucky if you get yourself a Ethan in your life or have one that loves you <3

Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems so mysterious.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.

by BaconandCheese October 26, 2017

Ethan

The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.

Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.

by EthanIsAFag12 November 4, 2019

Ethan

A retarded mother fucker

Ethan is a mother fucker

by Yeetoesmycheetoes October 14, 2019

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020