by Fapisgay June 14, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.
by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Pimp with a gigantic cock.
by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.