Elijah Angelou

someone who is particularly short. and not funny. like... at all

Juan: hey Elijah Angelou, tell me a joke

Elijah Angelou: **says a joke**

Juan: **cries on how unfunny it is**

by IllKeepYourSecret April 2, 2019

Elijah David Peters

Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny

Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes

by menpincher6969 May 3, 2022

elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.

who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

by copforhoeism March 18, 2020

elijah dwayne nelson

Bitch ass shitter

So i was playing fortnite and a Elijah Dwayne Nelson killed me

by Elijah dwayne neslson hater June 19, 2023

Isaac Elijah Rogers

A funky man, he will take your Pepperami if wants it. LikeS to call you in the bath, aswell as sniff you. He’s definitely a chad, and very loyal.

‘Omg that’s Isaac Elijah Rogers.’

‘Wow must be a funky guy’

by That dood, Lidia September 9, 2020

Elijah D. Manley

The world's most powerful teen, who is in charge of The U.S Teen Government, and Teen Military.

Elijah D. Manley is the most powerful teen.

by Ernst Yvelle October 13, 2013

elijah jones

gay, faggot, unloved.

bro hes so elijah jones

by bbc in elijahs mouth October 21, 2018