Thrift Drifting

The practice of visiting multiple thrift stores in succession within a single outing, characterized by a fluid, exploratory approach to shopping without a fixed itinerary, allowing the shopper to “drift” between locations in search of unique secondhand items.

On Saturday, she spent the afternoon thrift drifting across the city, uncovering vintage treasures at each stop.

by Tara Gumrent March 21, 2025

Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.

Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."

by Nebulaud March 2, 2025

Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.

Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.

by benjigrin October 4, 2021

drift lord

He's the King of all Drifts. As opposed to making a regular turn, he instead has to make a sick drift creating as much smoke and screeches as possible. The vehicles that this kind of person can drift in are but not limited to cars, trucks, bycycles, tractors(no matter how unlikely), and tanks.

"Did you see that guy turn? Man he's a real drift lord"

by General_3rdWheel April 6, 2017

day drifting

Like day dreaming but you're too high.

I was day drifting.

by Boobnerdy July 31, 2017