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douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!
by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012
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douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.
What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!
by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014
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douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.
Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!
by Homer Riley June 27, 2014
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douchebag

A common species of Human. They have a Low IQ, no understanding of what is going on around them and attempts to act cool in front of everyone. constantly making shitty jokes and disrespecting everyone around them that is not also a douchebag. they are also known for having over 500+ friends on Facebook because they crave all the attention they can get. they have some insecurities which causes them to act this way but in any case, they must be avoided at all times.
He got into trouble again for saying sexual things trying to be funny in class. what a fucking douchebag. thinks way too high of himself.
by Hyper2500 March 14, 2016
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Douchebag

HEY KANYE, YOUR A DOUCHEBAG
by LOLMYBALLS June 19, 2016
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Douchebag Day

Gym day when you just do arms and chest, weights only, no cardio.
Amit had a douchebag day yesterday so his arms are looking hench.
by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016
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douchebag

douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/

noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
by Sicvispacemparabellum December 3, 2016
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