Doppel-Mommy

A Doppel-Mommy is a person who looks a lot or slightly like your Mother.

T-Bone is so gross!! He is fucking that cum dumpster RJ... you know, that ugly old wrinkled bitch from the pet store. She's his Doppel-Mommy! I could never get my dick hard for anyone that looked like my Mom. Weirdo.

by Boo Boo Kitty 76 April 1, 2024

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Dopamine farmer

A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.

Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?

Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.

Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.

Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.

Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.

Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.

by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024

Dogpack 404

A youtuber who made a decent video exposing Mr. Beast, but eventually devolved into doing videos with Rosanna Pansino where they made unverified and slanderous claims

"dude, did you see the new dogpack 404 video?"

"Nah he's become unreliable now"

by Anonymous Anon 1886 November 2, 2024

Dogpacking

the act of spreading large amounts of slanderous information without substantial evidence to support them

-Did you hear about Mrbeast?
-Yhea, Dogpacking can really hurt a creator

by Chinezo Alberto November 16, 2024

Dopamine Token

The small bits of greasy pleasure you get from likes and interactions on social media stories or posts.

That bitch had me driving her around all day harvesting dopamine tokens. At least she put out alright.

by Muffateeeer December 11, 2024

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025