dode

Thought to have originated from the word "dodo". 1) someone who made or makes obvious mistakes and acts or is oblivious to them. 2) A man who approaches a woman and fails to not only realize that she is not interested, but that she also wants him to go away and leave her alone. 3) Unknowingly pesty or warty 4) someone that causes others to lose in competition, but doesn't realize they were the cause of the loss 5) dorky and uncoordinated

1) He made copies last night for everyone, but the dode copied the wrong sides 2) The girl moved to another table to get further away, but the dode followed her thinking that she was getting a bigger table. 3)I wish that dode would just quit bothering us 4) That dode thinks he's Joe DiMagio, but we lost the game last night because he can't hit, can't throw, and can't catch. 5) that dode dances like Elaine on Seinfeld.

by WordSlinger February 25, 2005

Dodes

(Plural, noun) 1. Pot. 2. Any amount of the cannabis plant.
3. (Adj.) 1. Describes dank marijuana. Also: Dodie.

Noun ex: "Hey man, when are we going to pick up the dodes?"
"Where the dodes at?"

Adj. ex: "Oh shit nigga, that shit is the straight dodes(dodie).

by D-Rock. BSK affiliate. May 20, 2008

dancing dodger

A light-in-his-loafers homosexual man who refuses to swallow the semen after performing fellatio. Similar to a dodger, but involving sexual acts between two men.

Steve was blowing me last night, but he totally left me with blue balls because he didn't like the taste of cum! What a dancing dodger.

by Eight equals d minus May 6, 2011

doberman

Penis prank; the reverse view of the mangina.

he can do the mangina, turn around and let us see the doberman.

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011

Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.

Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!

by Brett February 17, 2005

Dodecahedron Earth

The true (scientifically backed up) shape of the earth. People who say that "the earth is not a Dodecahedron", have a brain size lesser than an ant. With undeniable proof on twitter (@TheDESoceity) and with DMMPPH Space Agency working hard to colonize the moon, we know for a fact that the earth is a Dodecahedron. Notice how I say fact, instead of theory, because Dodecahedron Earth is a proven fact. And for example: flat earth, is a theory.

The earth is a Dodecahedron Earth.

by OriginalPerson February 22, 2019