Ditdog

A heinous word used liberally to exaggerate anything and everything.

I think I will go down to the store and grab a ditdog of grape juice.

It's hotter than a ditdog in here.

Last night I came like a ditdog on those two ditdog sluts.

by P Dittydog May 29, 2010

Digtot

The title given to young Burrowlings in the fictional world of Caelum.

That Gopha sure can dig. He must have been a straight-A digtot!

by Shpob July 28, 2010

dictophobia

The irrational fear of repeating ones self in daily conversations with others,such as the sufferer's friends or randoms members of the public.The 'condition' causes the subject to be shy most of the time,leading to them to be commonly inaudible because of there low level of confidence this can commonly lead to awkward situations where the sufferer has to 'repeat themselves' to enable the listener to hear them.

the Howard Newton case of 1989 changed the way people percieved sufferers of dictaphobia,bringing to light the awful way they were treated,Howard Newton is the man who changed all this,he noticed the segregation of the 2 sufferers of dictophobia,they had to use 'dictophobia' toilets,buses,nightclubs and...umberella's.Howard newton followed the life of the sufferers(not hard there were only two of them).He made them feel wanted,he changed the speechist comments made about them and took his case to the high finland courts.the court trial was more important than the first man on the moon palaver.A massive 4 billion people watched the trial and this changed the perception of dictophobia,and by 2010 the sufferers where finally dead...

dictophobes are individuals that are scared of people with dictophobia,often acting on this fear with verbal abuse such as 'look at that 'dirty dic' and ahhh! he won't repeat what he said'. yes they are sad people.

SUFFERER:Hello,i have dictophobia...
PERSON 1:WHAT?
SUFFERER:....

SAD PERSON1: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVING THEM MORE RIGHTS
PERSON2:YOUR SUCH A DICTOPHOBE
SADPERSON1:NO...STOP NAMING ME
PERSON2:I DON'T KNOW...MAYBE YOUR INSECURE YOURSELF
SADPERSON1:NO! YOU...
PERSON2:WHAT?
SADPERSON1:....
PERSON2:POINT PROVED!

by onevoice January 22, 2011

ditted

The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.

German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.

Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.

by destroyedyourmom'stwat June 12, 2011

Distortled

Meaning messy, fucked up, crazy.

"how was last night?"
"it was full on distortled!!!"

by benyousuck November 22, 2011

dictoral

A word of the dictionary.

From Facebook: "<referencing Ebonics> Hell no! I mean dictoral words, but listening to some mc's I'd never think to use some of the words they use."

by lxpetrik October 19, 2011

Distopiacrat

a progressive politician, political appointee, or civil servant who is dedicated to the proposition that it is only through submission and absolute obedience to the state will the masses know peace. Seeks to bring Orwellian politics to reality.

The distopiacrats have enacted a new PSA for euthanasia - "Why put it off - go out on your terms! Now, please, citizen." It's a hoot - and even has a link to order your own do-yourself-off-at home kit.

by Mr. History July 6, 2015