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Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
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Dinero Deficit Disorder

Deep depression caused by chronic lack of money.
My shrink says I have Dinero Deficit Disorder. I went broke paying him for therapy.
by Two Hep Cats November 20, 2010
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Glitter Dick Disorder

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.
by Bennnndover October 23, 2019
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Dick Craving Disorder

Dick Craving Disorder (often referred to as D.C.D.) is when a female of any age is on a 'dick rampage' and is sleeping or doing anything sexual with tons of guys non-stop.
Usually caused by losing virginity, having sex with a person good in bed or by getting D.C.D. from the male, the male can have D.C.D. but will not be effected by the disorder, he will simply carry the disorder and give it to whom ever he sleeps with.
Kevin: 'Yo Jim i finally took Tina's virginity'
Jim: "Damn Kevin you're the man"
Kevin: 'Yeah, but ever since then she dumped me and slept with 5 other guys and this happen 2 days ago'
Jim: "Damn bruh she got the Dick Craving Disorder"
by _The_Realist_ March 7, 2011
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compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.
My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.
by HighWire June 23, 2006
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A common sensation amongst cosplayers in which they cosplay a character, and said character develops an alternate persona in their head. The character does not take over their consciousness, but often comments on their lives, and can sometimes influence them to do somethin (or else character will complain. relentlessly.) Can be likened to a very annoying, but tolerable alter-ego.

This is also a common ailment for writers and online roleplayers as well.
Person 1: Since when did you start drinking Earl Grey Tea every morning?

Person 2: My inner (character) wanted it.

Person 1: Looks like you have Cosplay Personality Disorder.
by lotsofppl August 2, 2011
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Clique Sexuality Disorder

abbreviated to C.S.D.

The phenomenon of being sexually attracted to all or many people within the same social/ friendship group, as opposed to specific individuals.
It’s not that I’m a whore . . . I have Clique Sexuality Disorder.
by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008
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