Synonym for "dingbat" or "crazy person" or "nutbar". Usually used to signify someone who's crazy or incompetent, silly or dumb. "Ding-a-lings" are usually also "out to lunch." They can present an inconvenience.
He shit the sheets. He's a real ding-a-ling.
by FunkMaster Dyllio April 13, 2006

"As if had 7 ding dongs last night....thats bad!"
"Hey lets get messed up on the ding dongs tonight!"
"Hey lets get messed up on the ding dongs tonight!"
by Famos Amos October 16, 2006

by Jimmy T.E. Jordyn September 24, 2016

A lame office party, wine & cheese, or semi-professional get-together. The bell tolls on the gathering - "ding, dong" - and yet you must stay out of respect for the organizer/organization that sponsored the event.
"I can't wait to ditch this shin-ding. The waiters/waitresses serving the mini-hotdogs aren't even hot, and yet the Boss will kill me if I don’t talk shop with these fat-cat bankers.”
by A.S.W. January 17, 2007

by lilly June 12, 2004

by kirsty November 19, 2003

A word used to replace your country's currency. It originated in England, replacing the word 'pounds'.
That'll be 5 ding please mate.
Can i borrow some ding?
I've only got 2 and a half ding left
(for sums less than £1) - its 0.7 ding (i.e 70p)
I've just been paid! DING DING DING!!!
Can i borrow some ding?
I've only got 2 and a half ding left
(for sums less than £1) - its 0.7 ding (i.e 70p)
I've just been paid! DING DING DING!!!
by Adam Long March 20, 2008
