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Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.
Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!
by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020
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Ding dong

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!
by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018
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Ding Dong

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.
by Ty Track March 30, 2017
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Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".
As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.
by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017
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Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.
"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"
by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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