Derek brindle

The act of taking a girls shirt and putting it up her bump hole.

Last night I did the Derek Brindle with my girlfriend.

by Laxking_rogers December 9, 2016

derek

a HOT guy with HANDSOME eyes and a Great body

hey look its Derek
*faints*

by FEMALEDOGE April 2, 2017

Derek

Derek is not very smart and he thinks he is smart and good at games but in reality he is not. Please do not go anywhere near him or else he will get mad and try to turn the volume up on your iPad.

Derek get out of this room before you cause any more trouble!

by The God of Europe February 21, 2018

Derek

One one the biggest jerks you could ever meet, often referred to as a manwhore

Derek is a hore and dates all kinds of sluts

by Derek what a manwhore July 25, 2018

Derek

Derek is that guy who always has his head up his ass. He’s the one who constantly likes to joke around but his jokes are usually dumb and add nothing to the conversation. Derek is that guy who pretends to hate the lgbt community even though he is secretly part of the lgbt community himself.

Sophia: Look at that guy over there protesting against trannys!
James: He’s definitely a Derek.

by Doggopoggo November 18, 2018

Derek

dick fiend

Aaron: Damn, Derek really left without saying bye.
D'anthony: Nate called him to tell him that he got them a hotel.
Jacob: Well yeah, that nigga Derek is a straight dick fiend.

by bruhbruh696969 June 19, 2019

Derek

DEREK IS A STANKY HOE. HE LOVES BALD HEADS AND CHILDREN. HE LICKS BALD HEADS ALL THE TIME. HES OBSESSED WITH TDS. HE SMELLS SO BAD I CAN SMELL HIM FROM ALASKA.HES A ROUGIE AND HES UGLY AS FUCK. HES SOOOO UGLYYYYYYYYYY. BUT HES MY KITTEN WITTEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY IM IN LOVE WITH BUT BRO HES SO ANNOYING

''omfg derek is annoying'' ''ong bro''

by Toast;) December 31, 2022