depression

something all the white girls fake

white girl: OMG! I must post this Bart Simpson edit on Instagram to show the whole world how “depressed” I am! Because I have Crippling Depression

by ooferaud November 2, 2019

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Depression

A sadness that most teens claim to have// a new trend

Bro I lost my AirPods I think I have depression now :(“

by Frickkkkk March 3, 2019

Depression

Four words: Crash Bandicoot in Fucklanders

I hate depression.

by ShutUpImMe June 14, 2016

depression

When a new game comes out that you want and your grounded

Going to gamestop to get a ps4 then then getting grounded. Depression

by aslan171 February 28, 2018

depression

when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

fin

---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!

by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017

Fake depression

Teenagers who post on their stories vhs edited Simpson videos playing music and writing "pls kll me"

Send me the vhs edit, I need to show everyone my fake depression

by Slimajack January 5, 2019