The hottest boy band in the fucking world like omg im not even kidding these guys are so fucking hot that i just wanna drink all of their sperms and i want them to shit in my mouth and i want to swallow their shit anf ythen throw it up and then shove my vomit one direction shit up my ass hole and lick my finger after im done, then i want them to take turns fucking me in my pussy until i fucking cum my skelleton and i want them to cut their testicles off and shove their chopped off testicles up my vagina.
I masturbate to them during lunch in the girls bathroom of my school. One time, i fingered myself so hard to one direction that blood came out of my vagina and i licked it off the toilet seat and them spit it out and rubbed it into my vagina lips.
God they are so hot and make me so fucking horny. I cant even fucking stand it.
I masturbate to them during lunch in the girls bathroom of my school. One time, i fingered myself so hard to one direction that blood came out of my vagina and i licked it off the toilet seat and them spit it out and rubbed it into my vagina lips.
God they are so hot and make me so fucking horny. I cant even fucking stand it.
Entry in my diary:
Dear diary,
I wish i could suck on oine direction's fucking dicks. I want them to spray me down with my sperm and i wanna poop on their chest and watch them eat my poop while i finger myself with poop smeared on my finger. I want one direction to bite my fallopian tubes off with their fucking teeth and drink my period juice and i wanna nomnom all of their fucking testicles and have them shove prostate juice up my ass hole and them i want them to stick a finger in my ass hole and i want to suck the prostate juice off their fucking fingers and then i want them to shove their penises in my ear hole and spary sperm in my ear until i cant hear anymore and i want to eat their shit and drink my own period and i want to feed them my butt hole wax with my fucking finger and i want to drink their sperm. Thats what i want to do to one direction.
Dear diary,
I wish i could suck on oine direction's fucking dicks. I want them to spray me down with my sperm and i wanna poop on their chest and watch them eat my poop while i finger myself with poop smeared on my finger. I want one direction to bite my fallopian tubes off with their fucking teeth and drink my period juice and i wanna nomnom all of their fucking testicles and have them shove prostate juice up my ass hole and them i want them to stick a finger in my ass hole and i want to suck the prostate juice off their fucking fingers and then i want them to shove their penises in my ear hole and spary sperm in my ear until i cant hear anymore and i want to eat their shit and drink my own period and i want to feed them my butt hole wax with my fucking finger and i want to drink their sperm. Thats what i want to do to one direction.
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i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3
i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3
louis: can i hit you in the balls harry
harry: no i want tachos
niall: but i want nandos for lunch
liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction
harry: no i want tachos
niall: but i want nandos for lunch
liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction
by stropy October 8, 2012
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Excuse me while I go find a cliff to push you off.
Yeah..im just kidding..i think.
But for real now.
One Direction is a british-irish boyband
4 British: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson.
1 Irish: Niall Horan
One Direction has two albums: Up All Night and Take Me Home. Also they have a single called One Way Or Another which is a remake of Blondie's version and they created their own video for that to save money to donate to an organization for ghana and if you didnt watch that video i SUGGEST YOU DO RIGHT NOW!
One Direction all started in the xfactor. Then one third place and were on Simons Team..But they obviously became bigger than the other contestants lol.
The ages of the boys at the moment are:
Louis Tomlinson: 21. Birthday: December 24th
Liam Payne: 19. Birthday: August 29th
Harry Styles: 19. Birthday: February 1st
Niall Horan: 19. Birthday: September 13th
Zayn Malik: 20. Birthday: January 12th
One Direction pretty much drowns girls all over the world with feels.
No matter what they do..
They make us go "asdfghjkl"
It's hard to explain..
But warning you..once you enter the fandom they're isnt any way out.
But for real though... They really are something special. I dont know what i would do without One Direction. They're literally my world. And they don't know of my existence but i love them. A lot.
Excuse me while I go find a cliff to push you off.
Yeah..im just kidding..i think.
But for real now.
One Direction is a british-irish boyband
4 British: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson.
1 Irish: Niall Horan
One Direction has two albums: Up All Night and Take Me Home. Also they have a single called One Way Or Another which is a remake of Blondie's version and they created their own video for that to save money to donate to an organization for ghana and if you didnt watch that video i SUGGEST YOU DO RIGHT NOW!
One Direction all started in the xfactor. Then one third place and were on Simons Team..But they obviously became bigger than the other contestants lol.
The ages of the boys at the moment are:
Louis Tomlinson: 21. Birthday: December 24th
Liam Payne: 19. Birthday: August 29th
Harry Styles: 19. Birthday: February 1st
Niall Horan: 19. Birthday: September 13th
Zayn Malik: 20. Birthday: January 12th
One Direction pretty much drowns girls all over the world with feels.
No matter what they do..
They make us go "asdfghjkl"
It's hard to explain..
But warning you..once you enter the fandom they're isnt any way out.
But for real though... They really are something special. I dont know what i would do without One Direction. They're literally my world. And they don't know of my existence but i love them. A lot.
by OneDirection Lover.. April 5, 2013
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