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Damn-Car

Refers to the (frustrating) car in a spot tease. Any car concealed in a parking spot by a larger vehicle that makes the spot appear open for parking.
There's a parking spot next to that minivan. Good spot; better park in it... oh. A damn-car.

Hey, park there! Oh, wait, false alarm; damn-car.
by damncar October 28, 2010
mugGet the Damn-Carmug.

damn daniel

The phrase used when someone walks in with white vans
*walks in with white vans*

DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS!
by Ftsio September 3, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

damn daniel

An internet vine in which a person walks past and another person records him, and says 'DAMN, DANIEL!'
by BigBoySharman69 August 24, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

damn daniel

A viral Twitter "joke" video in which an adolescent boy, referred to as Daniel, is either complimented/mocked on his choice of shoes (white Vans), depending on the viewer's interpretation. The videographer, who comments on Daniel's shoes, does so in a "funny" (see: unfunny, obnoxious) voice, somewhat reminiscent of a prepubescent Gilbert Gottfried. The video's humor panders to the lowest common denominator of humor; there is objectively no substance to the joke. Its meteoric popularity indicates that a large amount of people enjoy the joke, when there's clearly nothing to be amused by in the video. Simply put, it's an inside joke which has been blown out of proportion.
DAMN DANIEL! I'M A SELF-LOATHING, INSECURE, CONFORMIST CHILD WHO'S FRIGHTENED BY THE CONCEPT OF REAL THOUGHT-PROVOKING , GENUINELY AMUSING, OR OTHERWISE INTERESTING CONVERSATION! BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE SWAT VANS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!
by durrplant August 14, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

damn daniel

What you say when someone wears white vans.
by David Acorn September 1, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

damn daniel

"Damn Daniel! Back at it again with those white vans!"
by Ericabscms August 28, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

the book of the damned

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!
by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016
mugGet the the book of the damnedmug.

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