Refers to the (frustrating) car in a spot tease. Any car concealed in a parking spot by a larger vehicle that makes the spot appear open for parking.
There's a parking spot next to that minivan. Good spot; better park in it... oh. A damn-car.
Hey, park there! Oh, wait, false alarm; damn-car.
Hey, park there! Oh, wait, false alarm; damn-car.
by damncar October 28, 2010

by Ftsio September 3, 2016

An internet vine in which a person walks past and another person records him, and says 'DAMN, DANIEL!'
by BigBoySharman69 August 24, 2016

A viral Twitter "joke" video in which an adolescent boy, referred to as Daniel, is either complimented/mocked on his choice of shoes (white Vans), depending on the viewer's interpretation. The videographer, who comments on Daniel's shoes, does so in a "funny" (see: unfunny, obnoxious) voice, somewhat reminiscent of a prepubescent Gilbert Gottfried. The video's humor panders to the lowest common denominator of humor; there is objectively no substance to the joke. Its meteoric popularity indicates that a large amount of people enjoy the joke, when there's clearly nothing to be amused by in the video. Simply put, it's an inside joke which has been blown out of proportion.
DAMN DANIEL! I'M A SELF-LOATHING, INSECURE, CONFORMIST CHILD WHO'S FRIGHTENED BY THE CONCEPT OF REAL THOUGHT-PROVOKING , GENUINELY AMUSING, OR OTHERWISE INTERESTING CONVERSATION! BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE SWAT VANS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!
by durrplant August 14, 2016

by David Acorn September 1, 2016

by Ericabscms August 28, 2016

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016
