safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.

Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"

by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023

Old Out Of Date Dodge Ram

A Dodge Ram made before 2019

We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes

by Cober Kai November 8, 2023

New Out of Date Dodge Ram

a Dodge Ram Made after 2019

This New Out of Date Dodge Ram is for sale for $9.9

by Cober Kai January 5, 2024

Pd Dodge

Pd dodging is the act of intentionally avoiding a permadeath event with the hopes of avoiding death or not fighting lore spec

Leaf Nin 1: Lord Hokage’s taking all the spec for himself just to pd dodge..

Leaf Nin 2: Duh, you know he’s afraid of the rose haired saiyan…

Leaf Nin 3: Yeah man and now we’re doomed to war, hopefully I can have a meal before we die because I’m skin and bones💀

by R:0 November 23, 2023

*Dodges*

The most hated action in roleplay.

Person 1: *Snaps your fucking neck*
Person 2: *Dodges*
Person 1: "FUCK YOU"

by PikaboyMOD July 12, 2023

Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023