social diaper

An object or friend that compensates for a person's lack of social skills

"Man, I'm done with being Jeremy's social diaper. Feels like I'm always having to correct all the shit he says!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"

by person87 January 4, 2015

cummy diaper

When a person who wears a diaper orgasms in a diaper and leaves it on for awhile.

Victoria told me she had a dream where she made a cummy diaper and enjoyed it.

Jesse ,who wets the bed sometimes, wakes up in a cummy diaper a lot apparently

by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

Poopy diaper baby

One of the best quotes from “Guts” by Raina Telegemier

“Are you… a poopy diaper baby??”

by Vanessa…que May 7, 2022

coke diaper

a soiled diaper that has been packed with cocaine to be smuggled over the border. Smugglers often hide drugs by covering them with feces and placing them inside dirty diapers. A diaper can hold up to a kilo of fishscale cocaine.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke

ICE Agent: search that one in the wheelchair. Looks like hes wearing a coke diaper.

by Pringle Can Josiah November 5, 2022

Stinky Diaper Baby

The absolute WORST word you can call somebody. This word is worse that Poopy Head! If a federal agent catches you saying this, they will shoot you on the spot and nuke the entire world.

Friend: Fuck you, your a peice of shit.
You: Your a stinky diaper baby.
Friend: (Fucking explodes)
Federal Agent: (Fucking shoots you and nukes the whole world)

by Some random middle aged guy November 1, 2023

Poopy pants diaper fart

The ultimate roast when some makes fun of you

(Bob) you are so ugly I can't believe it
(Jeff) well you are a poopy pants diaper fart
(Bob) *cries*

by Youlookingfinemydude March 12, 2020

biker diaper

Padded shorts used for biking, also known as a chamois. Feels like a full wet diaper when you sit down after a long bike ride, but instead of urine, it's wet with crotch sweat.

Person 1: "good ride, man."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."

by MTB man July 6, 2011