dfttm

don’t fucking talk to me

i’m so sorry baby !!

DFTTM !

by velda April 21, 2018

I.D.F.K.

"I don't fuckling know." An abbreviation. To more quickly illustrate that one does not only NOT know, but does not even FUCKING know something.

Chump 1: "Hey, is our anniversary today? " Chump 2:"I.D.F.K."

by Little Miss I'gnant December 15, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you've already searched up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and your about to die from being the god of boredom you type a space in between the letters to try and save yourself from boredness

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Big Chungus is alive June 22, 2020

DFIU

Don't Fuck It Up

ok guys, NASA needs this part to be Top secret with no Flaws, DFIU

by Security man of the century June 2, 2011

dfl

Dunce For Life --> A title given anyone that makes so many repetitive mistakes that they should just give up on life, sit in the corner, and wear the hat.

1: so how about that chick last night?
2: total dfl, but i had her yelling omg all night!!

by DerAffenkoenig March 11, 2010

dfea

(Dee-FEE) Shortened version of, "Drive Fast, Eat Ass" The mating call of Millenial Racing Drivers.

Person one: "what are you doing after the race tonight?"

Racing driver: "dfea. Did the first bit, now time for the second."

by Speedy Duckpups May 15, 2018

dff

Drink Fight Fuck

A Leeds based crew who do all of the above

Dff Lets go Drink, FIght and Fuck

by DFF July 18, 2006