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designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Designated Third Wheel

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
by Ant1kana September 6, 2021
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Web Design Class

Worst class ever you could attend. Don’t ever join Web Design. It’s basically 7th grade repeated again but it’s 11th and 12th graders. Also feels like a SPED class. You have to be Racist, homophobic, antisemtic,Zionist, etc to fit in. Maybe an over exaggeration… MAYBE. Everyday some drama happens and if you are the chosen one, you’ll be picked on not only by students but by the teacher! Mentally ill people fr. Also, if you are not American white, 50/50 chance you will be hated for your entire 3 years. Next year may be different, but that’s up to God himself. I’m praying for anyone who’s joining next year. God bless and stay safe.
Don’t join the web design class bro, there’s a reason why it’s the most hated class.
by thekingofmemes April 18, 2024
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69 design

the shape formed by Jordan and multi interlocking cocks, creating a 69 "design"

the rosatia colour on Jordan's rear when its filled to the brim with Andrew's splooge!

Can be used as a noun and verb.
Look at all those fags man, theres a huge 69 design!
by Tad, Esq. December 24, 2008
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Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.
Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011
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design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.
The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.
by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017
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most ass ui design

a horrifically repulsive system architecture design made by Momin Jafri for CSS370 from the University of Washington. used notably for HealthyMe app
'Bro wtf that the most ass ui design i've ever seen' - Syed
by Stryx_ May 30, 2023
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