crown of daisies

stoned:- the proverbial crown worn when in the happy/relaxed state of a high.
i.e. if you are stoned you are wearing a crown of daisies or daisy crown.

1)that dude is soo high!! you can practically SEE his crown of daisies!
2)my daisy crown is starting to fade man.

by heath_lord February 20, 2007

crown snatch

Scalping of a bushy crotch

This girl forgot to shave, let's crown snatch her!

by GhettoGeek June 4, 2015

sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

platinum qwerty crown

the second last qwerty crown you get it for making 250 qwerty definitions

person 1 I got the platinum qwerty crown
person 2 you are officially a loser now

person 1 now I need the rainbow qwerty crown
person 2 does that mean step 1 of 2 to become the loser god
person 1 yes

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia

R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up

by Rickwann March 17, 2019

Triple Crown

Simply, a blowjob from three women (or men, or whatever) simultaneously.

Yo did you hear Sam, Emily, and Sarah triple crowned Derek last weekend?

by Sir OG Mudbonington II May 23, 2024

Crown-kisser

(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).

(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.

Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.

Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?

by ValiantBert March 7, 2024