crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

crocks

team homo

by stp xc October 31, 2003

crocks

faggot who likes it up the ass
"comon i know you want the crocks"

by stp xc October 31, 2003

The Croods

A horror/thriller documentary based on Armenian defeat in WW1. Directed by amateur film producer, Montgomery Python it is known as one of the best films of the last decade. It is renowned for its powerful imagery and clever wit. Mild-mannered professional athlete Woodrow Wilson is abducted by the Vietnamese Second Army, a cult of sea dwelling quadrupeds from Saturn. He tries his hardest to return home to his cat, Fido, but must first find the ancient sword of lore. His action packed adventure leads him to the one place he swore he would never return to... You will be on the floor laughing multiple times!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the 10th Star Wars movie?
Person 2: Yeah! It was amazing my expectations haven't been that subverted since I saw The Croods in 1983!

by DankiBuddha November 28, 2019

crooksy

A word used in ancient bosnian to describe the act in which men have sexual relationships ontop of a large gathering of beavers.

Man... last night i was so wasted! - i have an uneasy feeling me and muel performed a crooksy!

by Allahbeback May 26, 2006

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006