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Crimtard

It's the junction of the words crimson – from King Crimson – and retard. It can be used to mock King Crimson's fans who usually make absurd and retarded jokes or memes about the band.
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P2: "What a Crimtard"
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Christastrophe

When your crypto mate takes a look at a bull market only to jinx it and make it spiral into the red
Have you checked your crypto there is a christastrophe
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christauf

The finest most amazing person you will ever see, it’s hard to grab his attention but when you do he can be really sweet caring and loving. He won’t admit but you grow to love him and he loves you to
Christauf is the best looking boy I know !
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christalyz

A girl who is pretty but has a terrible attitude. She has a cute smile but a nasty vocabulary and curses every 4 seconds
Rando: “Hey christalyz ur hot!”
Christalyz : “oh please
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crisairy

Crisairy is one of the bubbliest people you will ever meet and always has the biggest heart ❤️ which is a blessing and a curse, she falls hard for people but also once she doesn’t like you anymore than your done 🤓 she is gorgeous and her personality makes her stunning and is also an amazing friend.
Girl: you heard of that girl with the contagious laugh?
Guy: oh, that has to be crisairy
Girl: Duhhh
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Christanic

Christanic

Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.

Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
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Christastic

When someone named Christina, Christopher, Christian, Christy, ect have created or done something fantastic!!
Wow that's amazing!!! No it's Christastic!
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