Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Crating

"Crating" is where someone argues or belittles your opinion so hard, even when solid evidence proves them wrong, that they put themselves into a "crate" (which is usually stored in a warehouse). The "crate" keeps them from seeing the truth, or tries to hide their "goods" (insecurities or mistakes) about anyone with a different viewpoint who is obviously right.

"I was telling Melissa the other day about all the data supporting global warming, and she kept "crating" on it. She, like, wouldn't even look at the facts and just kept denying. I think she was scared."

or

"When Tyson kept doggin' me about beating him in the game, I just said to him "Don't be hatin', unless you're cratin'. That shut him up quick."

by Rurikbloodaxe August 7, 2012

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

craping

the art of fucking a car in the emissions pipe.

the man was craping the car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

Crawking

The sound a person makes when a penis is inserted too far into the throat, invoking a gag-reflex, typically accompanied by extreme salivation or vomiting.

She was sucking my cock, and when I grabbed her head and pushed it down further, the bitch started crawking!

by heavymongo June 18, 2016

Caking

When a girl only FaceTimes in the dark at a high angle to hide the fact that they’re fat and or ugly

Friend: what are you doing

Girl: I’m caking this guy so he buys me a new iPhone

Friend: that’s a lot for your ugly ass to ask for

by Giraffes May 30, 2018

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018