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coullax

To relax on a couch, or maybe a loveseat .
I was coullaxing whilst getting blown .
by B'Sing A. Paper February 25, 2006
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could care less

a phrase that angers prescriptivists. apparently people hate this idiom because it means the exact opposite of what it means if you take it literally. but that's the problem, you're taking idioms literally and expecting them to be logical. that's not how idioms work.
person 1: i could care less
person 2: you mean "i couldn't care less"? "i could care less" means that you do care to some extent. learn english lul
person 1: apparently you do not know how idioms work.
person 2: it's not an idiom it's a phrase made up by the uneducated english speakers who don't know how to speak their language lululul my variety of language is clearly superior to others
person 1: ok prescriptivist
by Crihn Bowonib May 6, 2021
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couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
by 2bilious January 11, 2012
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Couldawoulda

A girl you coulda had if you woulda tried harder.
that girl is hot! You couldawoulda fucked her if your ass wasn't so far up your butt.
by Itsaloveandhatething5061 March 8, 2017
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could be amazing

Secritive term for amazing sex. Wen sneaking around not wantin ppl to kno wat ur talkin bout
Cum on babii u wanna see if it could be amazing.
Jill and I are gunna go down to tha beach to see if it could be amazing.
by Skinny Wonder September 5, 2010
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Could it be Rukato?(run away locomon Alexander's style)

Ok Look After The After The Video I Doining From Fanfiction.Net Ok Just Wait

Rukato:(Ruki And Takato)

Rikato:(Rika And Takato)
Could it be Rukato?(run away locomon Alexander's style)
by cALDER33 September 29, 2013
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coldan

Coldan is the sweetest, hottest person ever. He is great at basketball, baseball and he is tall. He is super popular and has a perfect smile. He is the type of person every girl dreams about. Coldan is a very lovable, loyal person.
Mekenzie: Look how hot Coldan is!
Kayla: I know he is so perfect!
by Tiny wheels April 22, 2017
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