blue cougar

when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown

kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat

by applebeesbeaner74 September 2, 2021

cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 2, 2011

Cougar Crack

Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.

Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.

by debbie desmoines June 2, 2010

Cougar Story

Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).

"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"

by Steve Enterprise October 8, 2008

faux cougar

A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.

"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"

by Jackie Shelton July 20, 2008

cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed April 3, 2016

bi-cougarous

Bi-curiousness as witnessed between consenting cougars. It is more likely to occur when substantial cougar prey cannot be found and the cougars must prey upon each other.

Dude 1: Hey, why's that cougar hooking up with that other cougar?
Dude 2: Not sure, must be bi-cougarous.

by RosieK January 7, 2010