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wanna cookie

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.
Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"
by Mariel Quijano January 11, 2008
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cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.
When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.
by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006
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Affogato Cookie

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O"
by emperorbelos April 11, 2022
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toss cookies

jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night
by papajohn November 6, 2007
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gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.
Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!
by lola.mkv April 28, 2020
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Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.
by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011
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Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.
"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."
by DankSalsa January 11, 2010
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