5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

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Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.

by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013

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emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008

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marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.

I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.

by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011

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