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Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.
1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."
by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007
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Coconut water

A term a lesbian uses, it is said that American coconut water tastes like a vagina. So if a girl says she likes coconut water that means she wanna have some women in her bed.
Jackson: Ey Dream what do you wanna drink?

Dream:*looks at another woman* I'll have some coconut water
by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021
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Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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common tate w

Aiden - “My ex dumped me but I used that to fuel my self improvement and now I'm no longer overweight and have money”
Brett - “Common Tate W”
by URBAN DlCTIONARY September 8, 2022
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Perky Coconuts Island

Perky Coconuts Island is the Island the the bushmurrys bushmurry live on. It has 4 islands in the shape of circles touching eachother. It is surrounded by beautiful beach. On these Islands you will find gorgi huts and palm trees and beautiful people. BUT however in the middle of the islands in an ugly wasteland where people called the NATIVES live they live in fig trees and have no lifes. COME TO PERKY COCONUTS ISLAND WHERE THE SURF IS GREAT AND THE GIRLS R PRETTY(KELSI IS)
Native: ur hot where do u live?
Kelsi: perky coconuts island of course
Courtz: R u and native or a bushmurry
Native: Native
Courtz kat and kelsi: pooh go back to your wasteland! no interbreding with natives
Native: Damn i liked the look of that blonde one
Kelsi: Who me?
Native: yes you!
by Courtney May 21, 2004
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Common Tate w

"Common Tate w" is a term used by 14 year old "sigmas" on the internet, "Common Tate w" also is slang for "I have never felt the touch of women"
"Common Tate W"
(I have zero bitches)
by Ballsofiron July 30, 2022
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Common Courtesy

That new, amazing album by pop punk/metalcore wondergroup A Day To Remember.
Have you heard the new ADTR album?
What, Common Courtesy, it's f**king amazing!
by Welchy720 October 9, 2013
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