Skip to main content

cohlton

Woman walloper. Bitch getter. Hoe gatherer. Female collector. Overall a pimp daddy and a good fucker with a whale dick.
"Damn another one? He is such a cohlton"
by MelloHoe February 13, 2023
mugGet the cohlton mug.

Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.
A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋
by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023
mugGet the Colton mug.

Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
mugGet the Colton holland mug.

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
mugGet the Colton's Father mug.

Colton

A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...

Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!

Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
by CranberryCoya June 1, 2023
mugGet the Colton mug.

Colton

He is the hottest man alive.He gets all the hoes on his phone.Be is the literal definition of rizz god.He has the biggest giant xxxl horse cock
Girl:gulp gulp gulp oh Colton your cock is so juicy
by Chiken licken July 10, 2023
mugGet the Colton mug.

Colton

Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron
Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass
by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023
mugGet the Colton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email