Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.

I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?

by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009

cert

Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

certifiction

a certificate of fictional worth.

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.

by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010

certs

Short for Concerta, a medication which is commonly prescribed to people with learning disabilities. Often abused by college students.

I just wrote 8 pages off the certs

by laurentyethagenius September 24, 2016

Coretta

The girl name coretta is a gorg name which means little heart not only can they fight but can tell when you lie they are not shy to stand up for a friend and will curse the person out they know when you look at them and you can tell beacause she will look right into your eyes until you look away.

Person 1: I know that show!
Coretta: really?
Person 1: yeah
Coretta: okay…

by Lyasisgorg February 10, 2022

certilate

ur mum

i'm certilate

by poppy supot April 25, 2022