Head in the clouds

Receiving fellatio while smoking methamphetamine.

My wife gave my connect head in the clouds for a half ounce of meth while I got high and filmed it.

by Mondaineman December 23, 2020

Cloud 9

When you smoked the Dankest weed and you're higher than the Heavens.

Bro 1: How high are you Fam?
Bro 2: I think I'm on Cloud 9.

by Jorgexiff April 10, 2017

strange clouds

a song by lil wayne and B.O.B

(lyrics from song, strange clouds ) i was just a nigga from da hood tryna race top, i aint even need no directions

by ddddavid1333 December 31, 2011

Peef Cloud

When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!

I had a peef cloud the other day!

Really?

Yeah!

Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!

Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Poop Cloud

The cloud that is left behind when a shit sits at the bottom of the toilet for too long and then is flushed

That upper decker left behind a poop cloud that could be seen for weeks.

by g-- money January 9, 2010

Fly clouds

to get high by smoking something.

"Damn, we should fly clouds sometime.

by TheRiot123 May 21, 2009

Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011