Cloth-Block

Cloth-Block, when you massage or rub a woman's vagina, or a man's penis while they are wearing either jeans, or anything other material.

"How about you stop Cloth-Blocking and do the real thing..."

by TheMakerUpper November 26, 2009

Riding the Cloth

Having to ride in Coach class when you are normally able to ride in First (with the comfortable leather seating and spacious leg room).

Dude - I couldn't get upgraded to First on my flight today and was stuck riding the cloth with everyone else. The guy in front of me threw his seat all the way back and crushed my legs.

by FreddyB October 5, 2009

clothesline

a head high tackle in rugby

"he clotheslined that guy"

by Pete January 20, 2004

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

Clothing

An unnecessary accessory that women created to make men want it more.

I could almost imagine what sarah looks like with out Clothing on. Shame I cant actually see it.

by heggers March 3, 2012

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

touching cloth

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

by deane October 30, 2007