Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider

I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.

by wateringeyes November 21, 2013

cleveland brown

a brand of pot only found in cleveland.
so shitty, it's brown.

Man, I paid a dollar for a joint, but it turns out it was the cleveland brown. I did not get high.

by sanchpa March 30, 2005

Cleveland Dreamer

When you wake up from a sleep or nap and your mouth tastes like someone took a shit in it.

I was dreaming of banging a beautiful whore and woke up with a taste of shit in my mouth, it was the proverbial Cleveland Dreamer taste.

by MrTong February 23, 2009

Cleveland Shower

A Cleavland Steamer with Butt Pee.
Squat over your partner and blow the squirts on them.

I've got the shit's honey. Really, that's hot. It is hot. Why don't you lay down and I give you a Cleveland Shower.

by Tim in STL September 26, 2005

Cleveland Steamboat

During the act of sex when a man takes a dump on the chest of a women then places his head in between her breasts that are covered in feces and shakes his head back and forth very rapidly while making the "brrr" sound of a motorboat.

(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Motorboat)

That girl was so kinky she let me give her a Cleveland Steamboat before I busted it all over her face.

by shady pipeworks May 6, 2009

Cleveland Freezer

A chilled beverage containing feces and ice. Put feces and ice into a blender, mix until an even consistency forms. Enjoy!

(see Cleveland steamer)

Man, Paul sure likes his Cleveland Freezers. He's been drinking them all day.

by Baron von Eevl September 15, 2004

Cleveland Steamboat

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer. A guy squats down over a girls chest and defecates a huge steaming turd between her breasts. The man then "motorboats" the woman's breasts by moving his face back and forth between them and making a motor-like noise with his mouth, thus creating the Cleveland Steamboat.

"I was wondering why Mike's breath smelled shitty when he came home this morning..."
"Oh you didn't hear? He gave Caroline a Cleveland Steamboat and still had some shit on his chin!"

by D squeezie April 21, 2007