cracker

a food with little to no taste.

"I ate a cracker!"
"why?"

by SEBroadie August 26, 2006

cracker

In Pat Conroy's book Prince of Tides, the main character's mother calls him a "cracker" when she feels he behaves in a low class manner- the character Tom explains to the reader that "crackers" were poor illiterate workers on crabbing boats- they "cracked" crab shells for a living becasue they weren't good enough to do any other work.

That stupid boy is beahving like a "cracker"

by NancyFrancy June 12, 2005

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.

refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."

by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011

Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.

thon's a cracker

by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010

Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....

"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Crackerado

The uncanny overabundance of white people aka "crackers" found in the state of Colorado

Damn, I was at a rap concert in Crackerado and there were no brothas!

by domeslug December 3, 2003