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Disney Channel

1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.
idiot: I just got syphilis!!
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?

intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?

idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?
by alx-nikki August 25, 2009
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chandelearrings

Ridiculously overlarge earrings which resemble chandeliers.
Those chandelearrings must weigh a ton! And how does she keep her hair from getting tangled in them?
by Tubaking January 3, 2008
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chandeliering

The term describes when a minor comment or conflict triggers a pain so great that we “jump as high as the chandelier” with our emotional response. Some examples are road rage or even losing it at a sporting event.
He is totally chandeliering about your calling his team a loser.
by Neniwhite April 29, 2016
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Chandelier

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.
"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."
by reaganstump March 2, 2017
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Chandelier

To cum across the eyebrows, leaving it to hang over the eyes.
"She said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a chandelier"
by ( * ) August 1, 2017
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Swahili Chandelier

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.
"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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