Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Cancerous ads

A way of saying hentai without anyone know what the fuck you mean

I saw Jeremy watching hent- oh hi Jeremy! We were just talking about... cancerous ads!

by Throningzebra34 January 10, 2020

ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass

Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.

by Not a weeb March 1, 2020

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

cancer grill

A tanning bed. A device known to cause various skin diseases.

Person 1: Gonna hit the Cancer Grill. Need some color.
Person 2: You know that shit ain't good for you.

by azza943 October 3, 2012

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015