The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.

Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024

The "R" Cycle

A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.

"Damn, this girl is the 4th addition of the "R" Cycle."

by quagmire সম্মেলন March 19, 2023

bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.

Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.

by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018

Vicious cycle

An overrated, half-assed band with an overused, half-assed name. The band has existed for 32 years probably and enjoys having it's many fan, Cory, in the Portland\vancouver metro area. The band was made famous after coming up with their most original album idea yet: sex robots. A fully functional sexbot was built for a local show, but after wandering away from the venue it was found with two women, knee deep in a swamp of passion and a bucket of chicken. When they can't be found shredding the ears off the folks at the 40 et 8 BINGO hall, they can be found in someone's garage shredding the established idea of decent music.

-"Hey, have you heard that awesome band vicious cycle!?"

-"No."

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

lunar cycle

A euphemistic way of referring to a woman's menstrual period.

Girl: I'm not feeling so chipper today. I'm on my, um...

Boy: Your lunar cycle?
Girl: Yes!

by Hymen Roth September 20, 2016

Protein Cycle

The protein cycle is when you excrete the fluid from you penis into a bottle or container that is the fist step of the cycle the second step is when you drink it that completes the protein cycle

I’ve been going through the protein cycle rapidly for 3 days.

by Stingray Toy March 20, 2024