Peak cycle

Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.

Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.

Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.

by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022

Fazer Haze Cycle

Fazer Haze Cycle refers to your friends promising they won’t leave you for a younger girl only to quickly become friends and shortly after become lovers.

Shrimple is following the Fazer Haze Cycle when he promised he wouldn’t!

by yunners67 July 1, 2024

Seattle Spin Cycle

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.

You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.

by s.163 February 13, 2019

Depravity Cycle

An addictive Cycle of things you heavily regret, (usually porn related)

God damnit I think Kim Wexler’s feet are up next on my Depravity Cycle.

by Bombsgamer2221 September 14, 2023

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024