Leftist: Oh my god Elon Musk is such a fucking conservative fascist
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
by TheAngryJanitor June 7, 2023
Get the Conservativemug. You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Conservativemug. People who don't understand politics or even their own views but need to stick to the person they based their personality around
by MadeYaLookLol May 24, 2023
Get the Conservativesmug. The Conservative belief that the majority agree with their opinion, particularly because of ratings on a social media post.
Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.
Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.
Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Post: "Donald Trump has a bad spray tan and says a lot of stupid things."
Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.
Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.
Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
by I Chose To Speak Facts May 20, 2021
Get the Conservative Rating Fallacymug. by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019
Get the Canna-Conservativemug. The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
Get the The Battery Conservation Paradoxmug. by B-man879 April 18, 2021
Get the Conservativemug.