The group of people you see at every single convention you go to in one state. They have friends who work at every convention and run most of the pre-con meetups. If you offend them in some way, they will make it so you never want to go to a convention ever again as long as they are going to be their.
Man 1: I need to find a way to please the Con Mafia.
Man 2: Why? What did you do?
Man 1: I didn't save all four of them a seat form closing ceremony at the last con I was at.
Man 2: Why? What did you do?
Man 1: I didn't save all four of them a seat form closing ceremony at the last con I was at.
by DrMaskWolf June 12, 2010
after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!
by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005
The ultimate noob word. Only to be used under the worst circumstances. Commenly used by the mexican race while learning english. Very well deserved to people who are called it.
"So what happend leroy?" (While playing halo) "I tried to use my assult rifle to hit him from across the map cause i thought the bullets would kill everyone on the field"
by UberSquirrel December 02, 2004
Bill: Hey, Monica, can you pass the chips?
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup
by Della P September 21, 2009
by Brandon Kraft January 08, 2010
When a person does something so primal they temporarily return to a pre-evolutionary state of mind otherwise known as Monkey Vision. 🐒👀
Jeff: "What exactly is Adam trying to do?"
Mark: " I don't know man that's some Con Khi Vision shit right there"
Mark: " I don't know man that's some Con Khi Vision shit right there"
by Al3xams August 25, 2020
Term for someone who wears shorts daily, and when they intend to pass gas, allow fecal matter to erupt from their colon, out of the shorts, and onto the floor.
by Guy With The Bri November 28, 2010