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choke stopper

When a man or womans nose is so big, it stops them from choking on a penis (when trying to deep throat). Their choke stopper stops them from choking.
by FutureDentist1984 November 17, 2011
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Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018
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Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
by lolbird21 October 2, 2017
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choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life
My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.
by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013
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cum choke

When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat
Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed
by ToothPuller September 21, 2017
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ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission
Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke
by Capita February 16, 2017
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Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
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