Evil Cart is a weed cartridge that was/turned evil and now feast's on people who hits it causing the person to turn evil or overdose.
John: yo look at this cart i got!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!
"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!
"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
by evil cart enjoyer August 18, 2024
Get the Evil Cart mug.Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the shopping-cart hockey mug.A cart that is illicitly laced with fentanyl.
person 1: Yo bro, you wanna hit the fent cart. it'll make you trip like crazy!
Person 2: Hell yea ill take a rip off the fent cart!
Person 2: Hell yea ill take a rip off the fent cart!
by ILoveFentanyl239 November 22, 2024
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Get the Carted up mug.An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.
"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
by ItsRonny January 7, 2025
Get the Shopping Cart Theory mug."This Mandem is sizing up my gyal yo, Two twos to my word fam dat waste yute can catch a cart yo wallahi"
by Richard theo July 17, 2025
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1. A subtle or humorous way to describe a post-coital release of flatulence following receptive anal sex, particularly after ejaculate has been deposited.
2. Used to acknowledge the unique sensation or sound resulting from the combination of semen and gas being expelled.
1. A subtle or humorous way to describe a post-coital release of flatulence following receptive anal sex, particularly after ejaculate has been deposited.
2. Used to acknowledge the unique sensation or sound resulting from the combination of semen and gas being expelled.
“After we finished, I let out a quiet cart and we both burst out laughing.”
Note: Typically used within queer or sex-positive spaces with a tone of humor, intimacy, and levity.
Note: Typically used within queer or sex-positive spaces with a tone of humor, intimacy, and levity.
by TwackStarGangsta August 1, 2025
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