cancer of the junk

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
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toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!
by Some dude who is asleep November 07, 2018
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Cancer stick

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
by fuck-me-grande November 09, 2020
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Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
by Marinatha! July 20, 2009
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cancerous videos

Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video
THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE
by Doge lololilol January 09, 2017
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phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.
by RugbyGuy78746 December 09, 2010
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Cancer Nigger

A person, (most of the times black, but not exclusively,) that is annoying, eats chicken and lives off of everybody's back (welfare, begging etc.). A cancer nigger has no manner and no respect for authority and will likely insult or assault you. They show a low level of intelligence.
The word comes from cancer, the disease, which is often used to describe things or situations that are annoying and from nigger, which is generally a bad person that everyone hates.
Cancer Nigger: *eating chicken*
Person A: YOU CANCER NIGGER STOLE MY MONEY AND MOLESTED MY WIFE!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU CANCER NIGGER!!?

Cancer Nigger: Ayo, dats how I be. Dats my biz nigga. Got a problem nigga? Just lemme feast on dem wingz and get outta my way.
by JohnnyRebellEnjoyer March 01, 2023
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