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Vegas Cake Show 

An event or occasion that begins civilized then unexpectedly turns into a gong show. Often the result of excessive alcohol consumption. Generally requires a catalyst to elevate the situation to reach new levels of high jinks. Similar to a Catalina Wine Mixer.
"Hey man, how was Nick's party?'

"Dude, it went off the rails like a Vegas Cake Show!"
Vegas Cake Show by Toasted_Bagels October 24, 2017
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Cave Cake 

A cave cake is a synonym for an edible booger.
Quit wiping those cave cakes under the seat and get a tissue.
Cave Cake by giraffian October 5, 2021

dew cake 

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.
dew cake by FearOfBees January 22, 2022

Fat Man Cake 

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?
scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake

death by cake 

When a woman straddles and rides a man's face until she either reaches climax, or the man dies of exhaustion, suffocation, etc.
Dude 1: Man, Lexi tried to give me the Death By Cake last night, but my face skills are on point.
Dude 2: Nice save man.

louisiana pound cake 

Louisiana pound cake: The act of defecating in the vaginal orifice prior to foot fisting said hole. If 6 or more men are involved it will now be the louisiana pump dump.
Me and the guys gave my ex a louisiana pound cake last night, but it turned in to the pump dump when her dad joined in.

Vegan Lemon Cake 

When a girl cracks an egg into another girl's vagina and cooks it using a hairdryer
Bro, I heard the economics teacher makes an awesome vegan lemon cake