Red Baron

The opposite of a wing man; when a friend or colleague intentionally or inadvertently cock blocks you while trying to pick up, by saying dumb or embarrassing things, or by just being an obnoxious douche, essentially shooting you down. Holding arms out like airplane wings is optional.

Guy 1: dude, why would you tell that girl I have mommy issues???

Guy 2: Red Baron!!!

Guy 1: You're such a dick.

by Combustalicious May 24, 2013

Bronado

(n): an individual, of male gender, comprised of an exemplary amount of bro-ness and tornadoes. When conjoined, these two factors give the recipient powers capable of altering the space-time continuum to appear everywhere at once, yet nowhere.

When entering the nature of broanativity, the bronado becomes immaterial, impervious to any form of restraint short of a black hole.

Yo, Tony, did you see Justin? He just went Bronative on us. Unstoppable!

Us Bronadoes gotta stick together, who knows what's out there.

by bros for bros.com.org.net January 10, 2011

L.A.Bron

LeBron James after he left the sorry ass Cavaliers to go to the Los Angeles Lakers.

Yo you hear LeBron goin to LA
Yea now he gon be L.A.Bron

by PimpDaddyJay69 July 21, 2018

Bron

The sort of beautiful girl you meet through random chance (like at a bus stop) and want to know closely for the rest of your life. A challenging, baffling, bumbling but most of all amazingly talented girl that brings warmth to your heart with the faintest flash of a smile.

Joey Joe-Joe: Hey, how did you meet your girlfriend anyway? She's breath-taking!

Mortimer Murdermany: *sigh* It sounds ridiculous, but I met her at a bus stop one day on our way to class.

Joey Joe-Joe: Ah! A real Bron then, huh? I should have known.

by Kevin Eleven June 17, 2008

Bronana

The judgement rendered from personality in order to determine the theoretical size of a male's penis.

"That guy is kinda off."
"Yeah, he doesn't have a bronana"

by Bronanaski March 30, 2010

Baron Davis

Kickass point-guard for the New Orleans Hornets. Wears #1. Hails from Los Angeles and went to UCLA.

Baron Davis has dunked on Kevin Garnett and Jermaine O'neal. Who's next?

by d-Mack April 30, 2004

Phil Baroni

A Phil Baroni is a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men, this is why it can also be called "Ther New York Bad Ass"

My friend said his mother got Phil Baroni'd last night but i told him that a Phil Baroni is only a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men

by CatButtToucher January 14, 2010