Butthole Snapping

Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!

Boy: *Grabs girls ass*

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!

Girl: Oh, ok!

by Swagger Drizzle October 24, 2013

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butthole bitch

A person with a nasty attitude, or off putting personality

She’s so rude, what a butthole bitch 😒

by Theo.3xx February 26, 2018

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Butthole Abortion

When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.

Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!

by MysteryMan1947 May 14, 2013

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