canadian burrito

The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.
Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"
by Tacotuesdayistoday April 15, 2014
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Brown Burrito

The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)
Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)
by Capt Duckleworth August 18, 2011
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burrito armpit

An extension of the expression dirty mexican. An individual with burrito armpit does not shower often and has severe body odor.
I need to take a shower - I've got a bad case of burrito armpit.
by Big -J- November 11, 2008
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burrito blowout

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.
Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.
by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013
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ass burrito

a large, well formed turd
Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.
by jim's friend October 03, 2011
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fat burrito

A small famous burrito shop located near Wyoming University in Laremie, that is famous for its "fat" or large burritos.
When Denny went to camp, he ate at Fat Burrito.
Reilly watched Denny eat a Fat Burrito.
by Reilly Hartigan August 09, 2006
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Mucho burrito

When you stick a burrito up your vagina and you let it heat up in there and then eat it.
"Hey..where did you get that burrito from?"
"Oh just my vagina. I mucho burritoed it."
by Milker300 September 28, 2013
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