butthole bitch

A person with a nasty attitude, or off putting personality

She’s so rude, what a butthole bitch 😒

by Theo.3xx May 8, 2018

Butthole Abortion

When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.

Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!

by MysteryMan1947 May 14, 2013

bleeding butthole

When yo butthole can't handle yo man's cock

Yo Chris your big ass cock gave me a bleeding butthole nigger!

by DICKEATTER9001 June 6, 2016

Greased Butthole

It is when you get another man's wang juice in and or on your booty-hole.

"God mother trucking English class! You gave me a greased butthole!"

by TittyFuckedInMyAbdominalAnus July 15, 2014

Butthole Snapping

Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!

Boy: *Grabs girls ass*

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!

Girl: Oh, ok!

by Swagger Drizzle October 23, 2013

butthole breath

Breath sufficient for licking anus~also known as morning breath

You might as well lick my asshole with your butthole breath.

by sambamlick March 1, 2011

A David Butthole

is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them

PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE

by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008