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Bromongous

A humongous Brodude that does wayyyyyyyy too much steroids and Brocaine, is a brofucker that no body likes. He himself is a brofestation because he is way too fucking big ...bro.
Ex1. Wow, he is so bromongous he must have about 5 other brodudes engulfed in his body. He probably has the strength of 10 brodudes.

Ex2. Let's go use the bench. Oh, too bad that bromongous dude is using all the weights to bench press more than the bar can hold up, what a douche.

Ex3. That Bro was so bromongous that affliction doesn't make a shirt big enough for such a bromongloid.
by bros in black March 11, 2009
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brominate

To chill with bro's for an extended period of time. Bro is to brominate as meat is to marinate.
"Yo, what are you doin' after water polo practice?"
-"Me and Shibs are probably gonna chill out on a bowl and brominate, dude."
by Skuffy January 15, 2009
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bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
by Orgetorix May 2, 2010
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Bromwrecking

When a girl plays two guys that are friends. She wrecks their bromance therefore she is bromwrecking.
I bet that bitch is bromwrecking right now.
by myloveisjobin May 29, 2010
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Bromam

A girl who chills and or is one of the bros.
She is definitely one of the bros, Bromam is steady sipping on those natty lights.
by Bhale February 20, 2011
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Bromind

The act of two bro thinking about the same thing at the same time.
Random whore : I hate fake bitchezz who catn spell
Bro 1 and Bro 2 at the same time : Ironic to see that from a fake bitch who cant spell
Bro 1 and Bro 2 at the same time : BROMIND MOFO
by JJackDDaniels March 17, 2012
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bromosexuality

The strong almost homosexual bond bro's have. Hanging out, going to party's together, and riding around in there bromobiels, are all just examples of bro's expressing there inner bromosexuality. Bromosexual bonds are strong and bro would be willing to go through a bropacalypse for each other, and often group together to protect other bro's from hostile brogressor's.
Bro #1: hey stop eyeing my girl bro, you wanna go!?

Brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?

Bromosexuals 2,3,4,5,...: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they "got yo back man" repeatedly

Brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromosexuals, get yo bromosexuality outa my face.
by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013
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