a boy who takes you on dates and when it comes time for the magical sleep over, he lied there all night on his back refusing to make a move, even after you insist you don't bite, and forcing you to make the alternative walk of shame, confessing to your roommates the next morning that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED...
I don't have a cuddle buddy... I have a Brock.
by adisspointedgirl December 11, 2018
Get the Brockmug. by i love colby brock November 22, 2023
Get the Colby Brockmug. "Guys i telling u now people are gonna get hurted if we done fight its like negan sayed u bunch of pisses i getting started so u better get ready for what u know because if we dont go biden will win trump is real president fight."
"What?"
"Oh shit, I brocked that."
"What?"
"Oh shit, I brocked that."
by Red Jellly November 25, 2020
Get the Brockedmug. by Bruh292929 April 3, 2022
Get the Brock glenwrightmug. by Brocks._.blankiee October 29, 2021
Get the Brocks._.blankieemug. Brock is a little bitch who wears a hat too big for his egg head. He thinks that most girls are attracted to him, but let’s be honest, they’re not. Many people have said that a Brock is also someone who acts like Bully Maguire from spider-man 3 when he walks around the school hallways.
What are you doing to that squirrel, Brock?!
by The Wise Nostril December 23, 2022
Get the Brockmug. by Trev Mitchell March 16, 2022
Get the Brockmug.